Gigs and Tours not to miss #1 - Goldie Lookin Chain's 'Office Party Tour' 2000+9

Oh my WORD - I do love a good old Goldie Lookin Chain tour!
And tickets go on sale TOMORROW, at 9am, my good gig-whoring people! Set your alarms!

"Oooo what are the dates!" I hear you cry enthusiastically. Well here you are, with helpful links to purchase what will be your greatest ticket for a gig on one day in December:

Sun 6-Dec Bristol Thekla - http://www.gigantic.com/alttickets/search_.html?l.title=goldie+lookin%27+chain - 08713 100 000
Mon 7-Dec Sheffield Academy - http://www.ticketweb.co.uk - 0844 477 2000
Tue 8-Dec Birmingham Academy - http://www.ticketweb.co.uk - 0844 477 2000
Wed 9-Dec Liverpool Academy - http://www.ticketweb.co.uk - 0844 477 2000
Thu 10-Dec Preston 53 Degrees, Clubnight
Fri 11-Dec Glasgow King Tuts - http://www.gigsinscotland.com - 0844 499990
Sat 12-Dec Aberdeen Moshulu - http://www.gigsinscotland.com - 0844 499990
Sun 13-Dec Carlisle Brickyard - http://www.ticketweb.co.uk/user/?region=gb_northeast&query=detail&event=339652&interface - 08700 600 100
Mon 14-Dec Manchester Academy - http://www.ticketweb.co.uk - 0844 477 2000
Tue 15-Dec Newcastle Academy - http://www.ticketweb.co.uk - 0844 477 2000
Wed 16-Dec Crewe M Club
Thu 17-Dec Oxford Academy - http://www.ticketweb.co.uk - 0844 477 2000
Sat 19-Dec Nottingham Rescue Rooms - http://www.gigantic.com/alttickets/search_.html?l.title=goldie+lookin%27+chain - 08713 100 000
Sun 20-Dec Norwich Waterfront
Mon 21-Dec London Islington Academy http://www.ticketweb.co.uk - 0844 477 2000

The boyos always put on a fantastic show and if you're a good person there is sometimes aftershow hot hardcore action* to be had with the skantily clad** lads. The best thing to come out of Newport since the M4!!!

Do come along, I urge you, for it'll be worth the 12 English pounds just to hear the chart-friendly delights of 'Guns don't kill people, rappers do', 'Your missus is a nutter' 'Your mother's got a penis' and 'By any means necessary'. Oh and there will be nudity.***

Love to you all, music lovers xxxxx

*if you subsitute 'hot' for 'beer', 'hardcore' for 'pub' and 'action' for 'drinking', you'll be more on the money.
**This may be a fabrication of my sordid mind.
***Maybe. Probably. Perhaps not at all.